What if cows gave root beer instead of milk?

I still wouldn't drink it. Utters gross me out along with the cruel treatment of dairy cows. If you honestly think about it, there is some nasty stuff in there, such as pus, blood, etc. Yum. Plus, cows  do not produce milk all the time, only when they are prego or have a calf. So, that means cows have to be pregnant all year round to produce milk, not for their calfs who are so cute, but for humans. I don't know. I'm weird. 

give me your worst words and I'll bring the sticks and stones,
I'd hate to use them,
you can't shake it with broken bones...